FurthER Adventures of The GNU: She's My Heroine

  • Greatest ER Nurse in the Universe: Sir. SIR. Please stop yelling and tell me what medication allergies you have.
  • 30-something combative drunk: TAKE THESE HANDCUFFS OFF ME!
  • GNU: Can't do that. Are you allergic to anything?
  • Drunk: KLONOPIN, PROZAC, XANAX!
  • GNU: Anything else?
  • Drunk: NOPE! And I'm ~DEFINITELY~ not allergic to HEROIN!
  • GNU *wrapping tourniquet around patient's arm, preparing to draw blood*: Ok.
  • Drunk: WAIT WAIT WAIT IS THAT A SHOT? IS THAT HEROIN? I WAS JUST KIDDING! I'M ALLERGIC TO HEROIN!
  • GNU: I'm just drawing some blood, sir. Hold still.
  • Drunk: NO NO NO NOT THE HEROIN NOOOOOOO!